To be sung to the tune of ” You’re a Mean One, Mr Grinch”
You’re a mean one, Donald
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus
You’re as charming as an eel
You’re a bad banana
With a greasy black peel!
You’re a monster, Donald
Your heart’s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You’ve got garlic in your soul
I wouldn’t touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You’re a vile one, Donald
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile!
You’re a foul one, Donald
You’re a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote
“Stink, stank, stunk!”
You’re a rotter, Donald
You’re the king of sinful sots!
Your heart’s a dead tomato
Splotched with moldy, purple spots
Your soul is an apalling dump-heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
You nauseate me, Donald
With a nauseous super naus!
You’re a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss
You’re a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!
Songwriters: Albert Hague,Theodor S. Geisel