Gnomes arrive in Bonney Lake parks

Bonney Lake councilman Tom Watson opened the April 2 workshop with surprising news, announcing he had discovered evidence of knee-high mythological creatures in Bonney Lake's parks.

Bonney Lake councilman Tom Watson opened the April 2 workshop with surprising news, announcing he had discovered evidence of knee-high mythological creatures in Bonney Lake’s parks.

“That,” Watson said, gesturing to a photo projected on the chamber’s presentation screen. “Is a gnome house. I didn’t realize we had gnome houses in the city of Bonney Lake, but I think they actually are coming through our parks and trails right now.

“Potentially, gnomes have been living side-by-side with humans, protecting and tending their gardens. Gnomes ask for little in return for the luck and support they provide. they may occasionally sneak into picnic tables and eat some of your bread crumbs, and, of course, a morsel of cheese. But, for the most part, they are quiet and docile. After centuries of peace, however, gnomes are craving for adventure and excitement. They have arrived in our parks in Bonney Lake. My concern is that we don’t have enough parks and trails for these gnomes.”

Mayor Neil Johnson voiced his support for encouraging Bonney Lake’s children to venture outside and seek out gnome doors hidden amongst the city parks’ trees.

Watson, an active member of the gnome-allied Bonney Lake Lions, commented after the meeting that the primary colored doors were a place to leave and find notes.

“They have communication with us,” he said toward the end of his presentation. “We can actually talk to them. We can talk to whoever finds that spot. This should be a real adventure for us, Mr. Mayor. If people would find these gnome houses, and leave a note, and another person might go there.”

Watson said he expected more gnomes, gnome homes and even fairies to show up in the city’s parks soon.